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Chalo Koi Baat Nahi is a 2021 Indian Hindi language sketch comedy show which has been released on SonyLIV. This show was directed by Sukriti Tyagi and produced by Indranil Chakraborty. It has been created by stand-up comedians, Gursimran Khamba and Amit Tandon with the writing team of Manuj Chawla, Md Anas, Rohan Desai and Gurleen Pannu. The duo of Vinay Pathak and Ranvir Shorey unite as the show's presenters.
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