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{"slip": { "id": 10, "advice": "Never pay full price for a sofa at DFS."}}
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\"Think I'm in Love\" is a song by Beck from his seventh major-label studio album, The Information. It was issued as the third single from the album. The single charted at number 22 on the Billboard Modern Rock Tracks chart and number 2 on the Adult Alternative Songs chart.
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Jerry Shigekazu Tondo is a Japanese-American actor and voice actor. He is known for providing the voice of the character Chien-Po in the animated film Mulan. Other titles Tondo has contributed to include Gung Ho, The Secret Saturdays and Mulan II.
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